Mike was a bachelor. He was also a golf nut. Mike would vacation every summer for 2 weeks at the Hilton Head resort golfing. Last summer he met a woman there and fell head over heels in love with her.

On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship. They agreed that total honesty was important so there would be "no surprises" later that would destroy their love.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Mike said to his lady friend.. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."

"Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker."

"I see," Mike replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your  wrists straight when you tee off.

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 12 years of marriage.

The counselor asks them what the problem is.

The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 12 years they've been married.

She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday; but Friday, I golf."

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